Today is the first year I will be 29. I don't plan on turning 30, so from now on, you only need to remember that I am 29. See how easy I am making this on you? You're welcome. Yesterday I had a super fun lunch with a bunch of my friends at Joe's Crab Shack. There were about 30 of us there. We all know each other through a local message board, kingwoodunderground.com, also known as KU. It was great! There were about 5 or 6 of us that had birthdays this week, so we thought it would be fun to celebrate all together. One of our friends gave us a really cute gift bag with a bunch of little goodies:
Candle- Because you a candle of light on KU
Tissue-for those heart breaking threads on KU
Money- Because you are worth you weight in gold on KU
Lea Light- Something good to smell while you are on KU.
Chap stick- for when someone chaps your butt on KU.
Lotion- to keep your hands hea;thy while you are on KU
Cute pencil- to use to write down all of those special dates on KU
Note pad- to have something to write them on.
Nail Polish- something to do when the threads are boring on KU
Tooth Paste- Just because we cant smell your breath doesnt mean that the people around you cant
Tampon-to plug it up and slap on your big girl panties when someone desagrees with you on KU
It was so thoughtful and cute! Then another friend that couldn't make it, but sent gag gifts, and gave us all adult toys!!!!!! We about died!!!!!! We were all cracking up and it provided many laughs and jokes! And if you've never been to Joe's Crab Shack for a birthday, you are missing out! They LOVE to humiliate the birthday guest. Luckily, there were a bunch of us, so we all got to be embarrassed together. Yours truly had to wear a huge trash bag as a diaper! Check out the video. And the slide show is a few pics from the lunch. We are all addicted to our little message board, KU. You can see pictures of several of us checking it at lunch.
Slide Show of Pictures:
Video of Humiliation Parade
So that was all yesterday. VERY hard to top because it was an absolute riot!
So today, my real birthday, has started off not so hot. I was greeted with an early morning visitor, Aunt Flo. Good thing Cousin Playtex was just down the hall. Ugh! I know you were all dying to hear that, but you know what? IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND MY BLOG SO DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!!
Tonight I have a date with my husband. We're going to dinner. We haven't had a date since March!!! We need to get out more! For my birthday gift, we are joining our local YMCA. Don't worry, it was my idea. In honor of my birthday, I think I will stay in my pajamas all day and be a total bum. Happy birthday to me!